What if China asked for its investments in USA? Dean Obeidallah has the solution!

Dean Obeidallah and a brilliant post about how can Obama avoid China if they came asking for their $1 Trillion investment in USA! As Dean said, not only does Obama has to handle the horrific economy situation and the war on Iraq and Afghanistan, he has to deal with China as well, that’s one trillion US dollars we’re talking about.

Advices from Dean to Obama:
1. Instruct everyone in the White House that if China calls to say: “I’m not home.”
2. If China does get you on the phone, pretend you’re somebody else.
3. Don’t order any Chinese food to be delivered to the White House until this issue is resolved.
4. If things really get bad, my final advice is to consider alternative sources of income to pay the Chinese government back such as going on a game show like “Who wants to be a millionaire?” or “Deal or No Deal.”

Dean is a hilarious Arab-American stand-up comedian, and he is one of the 4 brilliant Middle Eastern comedians who we know as: Axis of Evil!

Read Dean’s full post!

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