Jordan events | Palestine is Still The Issue

“Palestine is Still The Issue” a British documentary film that will be displayed next Wednesday 2nd of August 2006 at 7:30 pm at Makan, Amman – Jabal Luwibdeh. The film has been awarded by many international film festivals.
For more details pleas call: +962 6 463 1969, +962 79 55 88 393.

Film screening in Amman

Silly but true

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New map of the Middle East

Armed Forces Journal published a new map for the Middle East conducted by a retired American General, the map divides the region on based on ethnics & religion, Sinah, Shiite & Kurdish in order to end the violence in this region.

According to this map, Shiite will have two separate countries based on ethnics, Arab & Parisian, the Arab-Shiite country will include South-West of Iran, South of Iraq and Eastern side of Saudi Arabia, while the Parisian will include the remaining parts of Iran.
Kurdistan will include north of Iraq, pin addition to some parts of Turkey, Syria, Armenia & Azerbaijan. Saudi Arabia will be divided into two main countries, a religious one on the western side that will include the holy cities “Makkah Mukaramah & Madinah Munawarah” and another political country in the remaining parts of the kingdom.

Grand Jordan is one the new countries according to this General which will include Jordan in addition to lands taken from Saudi Arabia.

Since this guy is retired and has nothing to do in his life he is trying to entertain himself by playing with the map of the Middle East.

Nice Joke; Chain Reaction

At a doctor’s surgery one morning a patient arrives complaining of serious backache.
The doctor examines him and asks him “What the hell did you do to your back?”
The patient replies “You know that I work for a local night club? Today morning I got home to my apartment early and heard a noise in my bedroom. On entering I knew someone had been sleeping with my wife and the balcony door was open. I rushed out the balcony door and did not find anyone. As I looked down from the balcony I saw a man running out and he was dressing himself. I grabbed the fridge and threw it at him, that’s how I strained my back.”

The 2nd patient arrives looking as if he has been in a car wreck.
The doctor says “My previous looked bad, but you look terrible. What the hell happened to you?”
He replies, “You know I have been unemployed for a while now. Today was the first day at my new job. I forgot to set my alarm and was running late. I was running out of the building, getting dressed at the same time, and you won’t believe it but I was hit by a fridge.”

The 3rd patient arrives; he looks even worse than the other two patients do.
The doctor is shocked. Again asks, “What the hell happened to you?”
“Well I was sitting in a fridge & someone threw it from the 3rd floor!!!”

Please forward this!

I keep receiving “Crap e-mails” from my friends, those e-mails that urge you to forward it as they contain very important informations that no one knows and you are the chosen to save the world.

Today I got an e-mail about people who are selling perfume here in Jordan on traffic lights, malls, streets .. etc, and those people ask you to smell it. They, I don’t know who, figured out that this perfume contains “Toxic Gas”, in 4 days 18 people died and 35 are in the ICU, what a crap!!

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